The dress I wore to church yesterday ended up making me feel very self-conscious. I was showing more cleavage than I thought was appropriate and was constantly tugging at the neckline to make it cover more. Paco said it looked fine, although the pastor's wife questioned why I would listen to my husband about matters of my cleavage. (For the record, she also thought the dress looked fine.) Here is a conversation with my pastor before service:
Me: Are we kneeling for communion today? (Note: We normally do kneel, but occasionally we take the bread and dip it into the wine. If we dip, we stand.)
Pastor: You are.
Hysterical laughter.
Pastor: No good can come from this conversation. (exit pastor to get ready for Easter service)
3 comments:
Oh, Pastor Steve. What a dirty bird you are!
Love it!
What is it with you and showing your boobs all the time?? I believe there is a criminating photo that shows the girls in all their glory! I think you sat by me for too long...
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